CALUM'S EMAIL FROM THAILAND

Calum's settling in to his new lifestyle just nicely...

Re: world tour

Alright Alan.How's things?Just back from the jungle in chiang mai trekking for three days.Had an amazing time,scenery was beautifull, could'nt believe i was actually there.We spent the night with a hill tribe,totally surreal!fucking wilder beasts,piglets,dogs,cats,chickens and women with their baps out haha.A lot of the tribal people were refugees from burma.One of the elders was a shamen,which i thought was prity cool-i named him wullie the witch doctor haha although i was a bit suspicious of his wizard ways as he only seemed to break bamboo up and make a fucking mess.Yesterday we were on elephants,hated it-the guy on mine just nocked the shit out of nelly with i metal hook,not cool!
We had a great bunch of people in our group and all went out for dinner last night and think we are off to see some thai boxing tonight!

I'll be intouch soon mate, take care!